Dating
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DATING APPS: THE QUICK FLICK OF THE ICK.
…then I’m replaceable with another, Blonde-Avocado-Toast-Munching-30-Something-Year-Old… Read more…
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HOW WOULD YOU SPEND YOUR FINAL 100 DAYS OF BEING SINGLE?
Oh, that’s nice, you think, and then go back to plucking your toe hair. Read more…
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GOLDILOCKS AND THE THREE CLUBS.
We tried to dance, but after two songs we felt like school teachers at an out-of-hand raunchy school disco. Read more…
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“THE BOY AND I DON’T BELIEVE IN VALENTINE’S DAY…”
“Well, he knows me so well, that he got me a packet of flour and a Snickers bar. Flowers and chocolate, get it? HAHHAHAHAHAAAA.” Read more…
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HINGE: WHERE WOMEN ARE GOING WRONG
If I wanted to play Where’s Wally, I would buy a Where’s Wally book.. Read more…
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SAUSAGE* IN THE CITY: NOT A LOVE STORY
“Well it’s New York, chances of bumping into the same person twice is almost impossible…” Read more…